About Us

MEMO: FROM THE DESK OF THE ADMINISTRATOR

Subject: Welcome to the Snark Dept.

The Mandate: Let’s be honest. Most days require a filter. You can't tell the email thread what you really think, and you definitely can't say it in the 2:00 PM Zoom meeting.

That is why we established the Snark Dept.

We are the official suppliers of "Things You Wish You Could Say." We specialize in apparel that does the talking for you—whether you are surviving corporate burnout, dodging social obligations, or just trying to caffeinate your way through the chaos.

Our Logistics Protocol (The Boring Stuff, But Important): We don't believe in dusty warehouses or wasteful overproduction.

• Made for You: Every item is printed on-demand the moment you order it. This means zero waste and fresh gear.

• Quality Control: We use premium, U.S.-based production partners to ensure your shirt survives as many wash cycles as you survive Mondays.

• The Timeline: Because we print on demand, please allow us a few days to manufacture your order before we ship it. Perfection takes time.

The Conclusion: We are a U.S.-based operation run by humans who are just as tired as you are. Look around, find something that speaks your truth, and wear it like a warning label.

End of Memo.